So awesome, I couldn't think of a good title.

Dear America,

What the fuck do you have against the letter 'u'?

Sincerely, English speaking countries of the world.

Dear World,

What?

-US

Dear US,

In proper English we use the letter 'u' in words such as 'armour, colour'. When are you going to stop being cunts and embrace English as your language?

- Australia

Dear Australia,

Why do you insist on putting u's where they aren't necessary?

-US

Dear US,

Because we like to speak English, not mongrel.

- Australia

Dear Australia,

That's stupid. We're just making the words more efficient. Same sound, one less letter.

-US

Dear US,

That just means we get more points at Scrabble.

-UK

More in this thread, if it's still alive. Those who throw Rules 1 and 2 at me only show their high levels of retardation. Enjoy.